I am no House.
Tuesday 2242
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Tagged by Sheila
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
Once u’ve been tagged, must do! =)
Happy reading! =D
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
- That’s cute.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
- I see. *nod head*
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
- I see. *nod head*
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
- I see. *nod head*
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
- Which one again?
If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
- Eh, how you know ah?
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
- *stare at him/her back for at least a minute*…
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
- Oh, you have a type too? *nod head*
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
- Is that Kancil yours?
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
- Oukay!
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
- Really?
2) May I have your cell phone no? please please please?
- What for?
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
- No, thank you.
4) What do you like about me?
- Like you? *stare with wide eyes*
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
- Why?
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
- *yawn*
2) You smell like shit!
- Kau lah macam tai.
3) What an ugly creature you are!
- *yawn*
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
- Anytime.
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you…
- Ok.
2) I know you still love me!
- Why?
3) Please, go back with me honey..
- No, thank you.
4) Please call me…
- Why?
5) The break up hurt me so much..
- I’m sorry.
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
- Thank you.
2) Seriously, I used this product and I’ve changed!
- I see.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
-That’s good.
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
- No, thank you.
I don’t think I am capable of being too sarcastic or mean (for now).
But I do know that when it comes to annoying people, less words is better.
In short, keep the conversation short.
Or.
No conversation at all.
Different story.
I am so jealous of Hubby’s 50mm f1.8 prime lens.
So, I asked him to survey one that fits the D40x.
And voila!
Now, I can tag this along during the RWMF.
Yippeedidoo!
Until next post!
*hugs*
Ya jangan lagi lupa itu *tuut* ni kali.. Ngehngeh..
cicak said,
July 8, 2009 @ 2:05 am
Sometimes I love ppl who are sarcastic. Especially House (if only he exist in real life).
Wah! 50mm f1.8, enjoy the DOF then!
Huargh I better sleep now. I can’t sleep (thinking of the SBOA, are you in charge of it?)
The new lens is only 35mm f1.8G DX tu…the 50mm lens x ngam sama tu D40x.
SBOA…ya, i’m on it too. Belum siap lagi. Some more today got meeting about it and I dunno what to present. I hope it is just a meeting.
Kumbayeh said,
July 8, 2009 @ 8:14 am
WAH! nice new lens… post some pic pls!
Oh yes, definitely will.
Tunggu ja di FB after I come back from Kuching.
AnnieMing said,
July 8, 2009 @ 9:09 am
yahoow!
looking forward for the pics taken with the new lens ^_^
alala…harap2 sia pandai guna la tu lens.
Nick Phillips said,
July 8, 2009 @ 12:47 pm
I love this tag, I might even steal it from you cos I can be real sarcastic most of times … LOL!
Go ahead Nick.
In fact, if I didn’t forget to tag anyone, you definitely is in the list.
Buat, jangan tak buat.
eljay said,
July 8, 2009 @ 2:28 pm
hola Kay..
waduh… ada new lens.. eiiii.. syiook!!!
me bila lg ahh???
btw,i like ur answers on annoying ex..
hahahhahah.. i used to dat answers.. OK, WHY? NOooooo, thanks a lot, WHY????? kotoh!!! dats suit u..sapa suruh sooottt!! *tis wil be my answers.. kikikikikikikikikiik.. nway, MOVING ON now. BUT..still GPS me ok.. alalalallaal!!
p/s c u with new lens n dat singlet *jeles ni
Nasib so far blm pernah ada ex yg saiko smpai i have to utter out those answers la…
Tosah la ko jeles singlet sa tu…biasa2 ja…hehehe
kaDusMama said,
July 8, 2009 @ 4:11 pm
Sia pun mau curi nie tag..hehehehehee
No mood to blog bah skrg..teda idea apa mau post..
and the lense, bah tahun depan baru sia ada budget mau
Curi ja…sia lupa tag urg pula kan.
Tapi x apa, sila2 bikin ni tag.
Mell_f said,
July 8, 2009 @ 4:30 pm
Sy ketawa betul tgk tu ‘kau la macam tai’. lawak betul sy rasa oo..haha
Kalau sa ckp ni dpan enemy sa…bgs kalu dia ketawa…tambah mo bawa begaduh kali…hahaha
wahhh…ada enemy gitu..
JACQ said,
July 8, 2009 @ 8:12 pm
Congrats on the new lens! eh 35mm bah kan bukan 50mm? Can’t wait to see pics taken from you from this lens!
Yes, 35mm.
The D40x cannot pakai 50mm punya prime lens.
Ya, hope to get good pictures while at RWMF.
Irenelim said,
July 16, 2009 @ 3:00 pm
D40x can use 50mm f1.8 lens mah, just need to manual focus, I think. But 35mm should be equally good… how much does it cost?
Yes, on manual focus only of which I am not good at.
It’s RM834 via Shashinki.com